Why would you spend your Saturday afternoon sightseeing across Montreal or visiting the Montreal museum of Fine Arts during your bachelor party when you can be doing something infinitely better. It’s a bachelor party and you want action and you want boobs.
TOPLESS BEER PONG
Our group of neuroscientists came up with the brilliant idea of merging two classic activities into one. Take beer pong and add naked strippers to play with or against. Sounds like the ideal afternoon activity that will keep all the crew fully engaged and tipsy too.
All our strippers are pre-screened, and you can rest assured our girls are not only beautiful but know how to play with balls… ping pong balls too. Titty pong is one of the many activities offered by our Strip House Experience services where we bring the madness straight to your hotel room or Air BnB. We provide all the necessary equipment like 16-ounce beer cups with ridge lines that allow for easy measurements, ping pong balls, and of course the lovely ladies.
If you feel the need to hire a referee because too many of the boys are willing to cheat to impress the strippers, we have just the man for you. Our referee might be small in stature hence being a little person(midget) but he knows all the rules of topless beer pong and will make sure everyone plays by them. He knows it’s all about having fun, so you don’t have to worry about him being a strict asshole either. Besides he doesn’t want to get tossed out a window for blowing an easy call.
For those who can barely remember their college days, playing beer pong is really simple. Two players play face to face with two sets of cups filled with some beer on both ends of the beer pong table. One player can throw or bounce a ping pong ball attempting to land it in a cup. If the ping pong ball enters the cup the opposing player must chug the beer within the glass. The players alternate taking turns and the winner is declared once one player has drunk all his cups. Have one glass filled with some water so you can wash your ping pong balls and avoid drinking dirty beer. Here is a list of rules and guidelines that are generally followed to produce the best beer pong games you can have.
NUMBER OF CUPS AND HOW MUCH TO FILL THEM
The best ways to play beer pong are with six or ten 16oz red cups. You can line up the cups in a triangle at each respective side. Fill the cups 1/3 of the way with your favorite beer like Molson Dry or Coors light. Whenever I play, I like to include one glass filled with a hard liquor like vodka or whiskey. It adds an extra layer of danger to the game and will have faces cringing when they need to drink them.
THROWING THE PING PONG BALL
Each player takes a turn throwing the ping pong ball and if you sink it, they have to drink it! Please note, there is a foul line which prevents your buddy with arms so long his knuckles drag on the floor from reaching over the entire table and simply dropping balls into cups. You have to shoot from the edge of your table.
You can also bounce the ball into the opposing players cups which if accomplished force your opponent to drink two cups. Your opponent can swat the ball away if it is bounced, making this shot selection trickier and more ideal when the opponent is distracted. One major reason why a stripper will kick your ass is because you’ll be staring at the prize instead of the target.
If your aim is terrible and you throw an air ball, which means not hitting the table or any of the cups is caught by the defending team mid-air, they can remove one of the cups of their choice on the other side of the table.
RESHUFFLING/ RERACKING YOUR CUPS
Teams are allowed to rerack or reorganize how their beer cups are set up on the table. It is up to you to decide how many re racks are permitted during each match, we suggest never surpassing more than two reracks. You can get creative but keep in mind all the cups need to be in contact with each other if there is still more than one cup on the table.
PLAYING TWO VERSUS TWO
One round consists of both players taking their respective turns to throw the ping pong ball into the opponent’s cups. If both players manage to get two balls in one cup the opposing team needs to drink all the glasses and will be declared the losers. You can change that rule to whatever you deem fun like taking a shot of vodka or paying for a lap dance later. Get creative none of these rules are set in stone.
RESPECT THE STRIPPERS
Our strippers want to play and have fun with the crew and not get insulted or abused. Let them take the lead and enjoy the friendly nude competition. If one of our girls calls it quits because she is feeling too drunk, back off and ease off with the peer pressure. You aren’t in college anymore. You should ask them beforehand if they have different versions of beer pong in mind and make the activity even wilder.
Adding Titty pong to your bachelor’s is one factor that will help turn the weekend into an epic one. We suggest taking on two lovely strippers so you can play with duos and hell if you want you can even get a lesbian show at the end of it if you’re willing to pay for it. We are sure with a little beer in their sexy bellies the show will be even wilder! Practice your aim and get ready to play with some balls!
